Fierce Hot Tranny Mess of a Weekend

In the words of Dennis repeating some stupid video clip, Pride weekend was a "FIERCE HOT TRANNY MESS!"  And to top it off with another funny blip, "It's no wonder we're a misunderstood population."  

The weekend was pretty entertaining to say the least.  Though we ended with a very harsh end to my 4 days of drinking.  But we'll save that for later in the post.  I started off the weekend (as in Thursday night, lol) at a house party on thursday and saw a whole bunch of my friends.  There was lots of drinking, not sure how Ian stomached it all, but it was fun.  To top the night off the cops showed up to deal with what we thought was a party, noise complaint, but which turned out to be a domestic disturbance.  The home owner and his ex lover apparently had a tiff about the party and who was invited, etc.  So everyone that was drinking (luckily all over 21) stayed for an extra hour to hour and half before leaving, oh goody.  =)

Friday night at Sound was fun, it was pretty busy and was quite happy.  The drag show took a little too long, but was entertaining.   Dennis came up on Friday and stayed all weekend, it was so nice to see him!  

Saturday was the first day of the festival, not so entertaining, but we did spot some crazy hippies at the park dancing which has a video below.  Dennis and I filled our swag bags with lots of rainbowey party goodness.  It was a party.  We went to Trapp door later that night and it was SO packed!  It was like instantly walking into a sauna when we got into the club and they had the streets open and everything.  Honestly, I have never seen so many people shoved into one place, we couldn't even walk without bumping into someone on every side of you.  It was fun.  

Sunday was the pride parade.  An hour and half of rainbows, drag queens, and half naked men waving flags.  It was entertaining, but we all got burned and had to stand for too long.  The festival had a lot more people there, but was not very entertaining that day.  I met some more of my friends I haven't seen in a while.  We went to Sound that night and I preceded to my 4th day of drinking. lol  I had a large mixed drink at the bar with a large shot of rum and had a pretty good time dancing around.  We went to a hotel room that a friend had rented afterwards and I had way too many pieces of fruit from jungle juice, as I was unaware that it's made with everclear (95% alcohol) and a 1/4 bottle of champaign.  Needless to say I almost threw up at the Beto's parking lot, and then actually did throw up on the side of Dennis' car on the way back to the apartment.  The next is the reason none of you should drink.  I threw up an additional 3 times while I sat in Ian's bathroom for at least an hour while the world spinned and I was sick beyond reason.  

I had the worst hangover of my life the next day and had to go to work, but hey, it was still an amazing weekend.  I was excited to participate in that which scares all the conservatives.  And here are the pictures and a video clip for your enjoyment.

The definition of fierce!

BFF Dennis and I.   Notice the lovely rainbow pin =)

Cleaning adventure at Ian's where I found a hat, and a crazy shiny dress looking thing.

Hot tranny girl pants at the store which I bought =)

Mess walking on the streets in new pants.

Jared and his amazing ability to make his skinny body have boobs.

These are the hippies we saw dancing around.  Sorry I'm not very good at producing films from my phone when I am not supposed to let them know I am taping them. =)  

The end of a wonderful weekend.