Smiley If You Aren't Wearing Pants

Start of the Semester

2009-09-09T10:05:00.001-07:00

I have come to a few conclusions already about this so called schooling system that I not so eagerly decided to take part in again.

1- General Education is stupid. I find it pointless at some of the requirements one is supposed to take (especially when they have an associates degree at transfer) considering most people just end up taking the easiest or last resort class that mildly interests them (aka social problems this semester).

2- These big, shiny buildings cost way too much. I have a hard enough time forking out my almost three grand a semester to go to school, somehow, people come and do the same thing for 10 thousand dollars or more!

3- My boss makes PLENTY of money and he doesn't even have an associates degree like me.

4- I don't know what to do with my life anyways.

5- My attention is almost 100% of the time more entertained by looking at all the attractive specimens on campus rather than listening to my pink hair graduate students teaching my classes.

6- Dry campus' should be outlawed.

7- At least my tuition bought this comfy chair in the library.

That is all.

Smiley Sean Snuggles

Yowzers, 8 Months of Tranny-Ness

2009-03-05T12:05:00.000-08:00

So, apparently I haven't written a blog for an extreme amount of time. Good times indeed. So here we go. I woke up this morning and found an awesome crack in my windshield that has apparently been hiding from me and expanded through the awesomely grotesque Utah weather that has indeed happened again last night (AKA snow). But that's not the real entirety of things going on in my life hopefully.

I am still happ... employed at Olive Garden. I am currently on break from school for the semester and summer to prevent a midlife crisis and stop the spending of unnecessary funds on education I don't care to attend. I will return in the fall, or at least that is the plan.

I am still dating my love Daniel James Bushman (same middle name! Woot!), and have happily been so for 4.5 months. I am moving into his house with his roommates by April 1st. What's the point in paying rent at a house that I sleep in maybe 3 times a month, right? I'll miss Dustin and Min. But alas, life moves on. Dan and I went on the "booze cruise" last week to Catalina Island and Ensanada for 4 nights last week and it was AMAZING! The break from work was much needed, especially when the boss gave me 2 extra days off (in hindsight I forgot to tell her when I was coming back, lol).

I am no longer a club whore. I don't care to attend on a frequent basis anymore, go me.

I hate moving, hence why I am writing this blog right now and avoiding packing anything up which was the initial plan.

Well, hopefully I'll find things to write about and actually keep up on blogging, but we'll see, I am so busy with work and dating, not. Lol.

TTFN,

(= Smiley =)

Best F*ing Football Game Ever

2008-10-03T07:40:00.000-07:00

Yea, I know a blog about sports, thought it would never happen! I went to my first University of Utah football game today. Pretty much most of the game the Utes were doing terrible plays and the refs were having horrible calls, but in the last 2 minutes!! OMG!! The score was 20-28 Oregon. It was pretty much assumed a lost cause because there were only 2 minutes left, it started to sprinkle, we thought doom was on its way. Oh no! The utes scored a touchdown! It was amazing, and then they added the 2 extra points on rather than just one in this stunning amazing play into the endzone! I was so proud of them. But oh, it does not stop there. Under 2 minutes left, they get the ball back. 30 seconds to go. Call a timeout with 1 second left! The suspense was terrible, 25 ish yard line. Kickoff! SCORE!! They scored 11 points in the last 2 minutes! It was freaking amazing I almost cried. I have never had such a rush from a sporting event in my entire life! Holy crap!

Oh no, it doesn't end there...Then everyone started rushing the field! I made my way down and finally jumped down where everyone was going, and I was one of the lucky few to get hauled off to the gate! I got kicked off the field, but being the sneaky self I am snuck back in! It was awesome, this night will live down in my history books forever!!

Good Lord, 2 Months of Quiet

2008-09-22T02:48:00.000-07:00

Look at me go! I haven't written one of these for over 2 months. Wow, I must be a tranny mess with no thoughts of writing anything. And to think, this is even my 100th post!! Let's make it a random thoughts one, lol.

So, I've moved to Salt Lake since then, started at the U of U (Woot Woot!!), and that's about it. Work has just been special. Life is just normal. Nothing really going on.

Someday I'll have a life.

So, lately, I've been an overly-emotional, disturbed tranny mess, it's not fierce and I don't know why. I think I have tired of the games and superficial existences that all these gays put up for everyone to see. Maybe someday I'll find a good one and settle down. That would be nice.

On a brighter note, I have been trying to improve myself. I have cut off soda aka pop, cola, or whatever you call it again. =) I feel better from it. I haven't been drinking coffee or anything with caffeine for that matter. Look at me go. And I have found some really good tasting organic stuff from Whole Foods (my new favorite edible items store).

I think my weight has finally hit a bottom, finally. I still don't look anorexic, but I'm happy =)

My hair is black again.

I pierced my ears.

I'm still way too A.D.D. for life (as present by this blog).

I'm almost 22.

Okay, well, since I really don't have anything intelligent to say, I am going to go finish my glass of wine, and probably just go to bed so I can actually wake up for school =).

Ta ta.

A New Chapter in the Life of Sean

2008-07-15T21:06:00.000-07:00

So rather than attempting to use 2 blogs or the blogspot one that I thought I would enjoy, but don't, I am just going to continue on with my life on my myspace blog. I have moved all of the blogs I wrote on that one over to here; so feel free to read if you are inclined.

I went to the UVUphoria concert that they had on June 30 for the celebration of becoming a university and it was AWESOME!! Collin Raye was excellent, Josh Gracin was amazing (and super hot!), and Joe Nichols is pretty much my favorite now! I saw a bunch of friends from high school like Krystal, Lacie, and Steffanie and I really enjoyed catching up with them. The concert and fireworks was pretty much one of my favorite things ever!

So big news since the last post. I am now living in Sugarhouse! It is really quite a nice thing to not use all my gas driving to Salt Lake since I'm already there now! I live by Dee's at about 23rd south and 7th east, woot woot! Loni and Dustin should be moving in completely in the next week or so, so it won't just be me living there, but I'm excited for cool roommates again.

The new Olive Garden in Sugarhouse is really quite a change, the set up is really weird, which I'm still adjusting to, but it's a fun environment to work in. I went from being the only gay at Provo to being one of many up here. The crowd is so diverse and it makes for an interesting time on the shifts. I have been making more money up here too, which is always a big plus! =)

Another interesting event in the life of Sean, I went to a drag party on Sunday where the requirement was that you had to be dressed in drag. Oh dear. I was a hot tranny mess, and quite a bit sluttier than almost everyone I might add. haha. It was an amazingly fun party that everyone made quite exciting. I enjoyed the night by drinking a little much as always, and then I may have tried a cigarette in my drunken state of mind which made me sick eventually and I threw up later. Good thing Dustin didn't have the attention span to come take a picture of me around the toilet like a Real Hot Tranny Mess! The next day at work was dreadful, but hey, welcome to being young and a complete idiot. Pictures of the party to come =)

Updatiations on the Crazy Gaysian!

2008-06-23T11:39:00.000-07:00

So, updates on my life. Saturday night was spent at my first Gay Campout. And it was a party believe me. Good Job Dustin!

But, alas, we shall avoid filling the screen with tales of drunkenness and move onto the bigger news... I am moving! I will likely move a majority of my stuff by the first of the month to wherever I will be living in salt lake and then will be completely moved out of Happy Valley on the 7th of July. I am most likely moving to Sugarhouse where I will rock the Sugarhouse OG for employment. =) Shall be fun I do believe! That is all, let's play all my U.C. residents before I leave!

Fiery Pits of Olive Garden Hell

2008-06-16T10:30:00.000-07:00

I really sometimes do work in that which is called hell. Let's go back to 1:00 p.m. yesterday. A gallant, happy go lucky asian boy walks into Olive Garden Provo with a smile, a skip in his step, and a lack of a hangover (I know, surprising eh?). He finds that the kitchen's air conditioner has broken again... oh goody. That means that whenever you walk from the dining area back into the kitchen it's like walking instantly into a sauna. He then proceeds to feel really bad for the cooks because he begins to sweat whenever he's in there and they stay in there all day.

Fast forward, in the typical manor young gaysian starts his shift with his 3 tables. Provides them with the necessary means to have a very enjoyable dining experience, all tables pay and leave. The score 0/3 on getting a tip over 10%. What the hell? 5 dollars on an 85 dollar ticket? Well, needless to say he is angry. Tries to be as happy as always and makes 1 good tip the entire time he is supposed to be there.

5:00 pm rolls around. Manager won't phase mid servers because there are 2 holes on the closing side. So, Sean and Lindsay agree to stay for a free dinner until 7:30 (what the manager says). Right around the time he is supposed to leave, the computer system crashes. Manager goes frantic, customers start getting a little angry and wanting to leave. Both tables he has pay with cash so they can leave. Receives another 10% tip from a smaller table, and a 15% tip from his party (which is supposed to receive 18% because it was more than 8 guests). Needless to say when he finally got to leave at 9:30 it was THE WORST shift ever to take place for one young man at the OG.

And that my friends is why I work in hell.

As much as I love salmon, shrimp, and tiramasu, it was not worth my life to be there yesterday at all. 57 dollars in 8.5 hours... that's a joke. That's not even half of what I made the night before in only 6 hours.

Life moves on though and I'm just so excited to go back again tonight... NOT!

Utah Tippers, grow some balls and don't come in when you can't afford a decent tip.

When you're here, you're treated like family, meaning no money. I see no difference between O.G. and Hell.

Fierce Hot Tranny Mess of a Weekend

2008-06-11T00:10:00.000-07:00

In the words of Dennis repeating some stupid video clip, Pride weekend was a "FIERCE HOT TRANNY MESS!" And to top it off with another funny blip, "It's no wonder we're a misunderstood population."

The weekend was pretty entertaining to say the least. Though we ended with a very harsh end to my 4 days of drinking. But we'll save that for later in the post. I started off the weekend (as in Thursday night, lol) at a house party on thursday and saw a whole bunch of my friends. There was lots of drinking, not sure how Ian stomached it all, but it was fun. To top the night off the cops showed up to deal with what we thought was a party, noise complaint, but which turned out to be a domestic disturbance. The home owner and his ex lover apparently had a tiff about the party and who was invited, etc. So everyone that was drinking (luckily all over 21) stayed for an extra hour to hour and half before leaving, oh goody. =)

Friday night at Sound was fun, it was pretty busy and was quite happy. The drag show took a little too long, but was entertaining. Dennis came up on Friday and stayed all weekend, it was so nice to see him!

Saturday was the first day of the festival, not so entertaining, but we did spot some crazy hippies at the park dancing which has a video below. Dennis and I filled our swag bags with lots of rainbowey party goodness. It was a party. We went to Trapp door later that night and it was SO packed! It was like instantly walking into a sauna when we got into the club and they had the streets open and everything. Honestly, I have never seen so many people shoved into one place, we couldn't even walk without bumping into someone on every side of you. It was fun.

Sunday was the pride parade. An hour and half of rainbows, drag queens, and half naked men waving flags. It was entertaining, but we all got burned and had to stand for too long. The festival had a lot more people there, but was not very entertaining that day. I met some more of my friends I haven't seen in a while. We went to Sound that night and I preceded to my 4th day of drinking. lol I had a large mixed drink at the bar with a large shot of rum and had a pretty good time dancing around. We went to a hotel room that a friend had rented afterwards and I had way too many pieces of fruit from jungle juice, as I was unaware that it's made with everclear (95% alcohol) and a 1/4 bottle of champaign. Needless to say I almost threw up at the Beto's parking lot, and then actually did throw up on the side of Dennis' car on the way back to the apartment. The next is the reason none of you should drink. I threw up an additional 3 times while I sat in Ian's bathroom for at least an hour while the world spinned and I was sick beyond reason.

I had the worst hangover of my life the next day and had to go to work, but hey, it was still an amazing weekend. I was excited to participate in that which scares all the conservatives. And here are the pictures and a video clip for your enjoyment.

The definition of fierce!

BFF Dennis and I. Notice the lovely rainbow pin =)

Cleaning adventure at Ian's where I found a hat, and a crazy shiny dress looking thing.

Hot tranny girl pants at the store which I bought =)

Mess walking on the streets in new pants.

Jared and his amazing ability to make his skinny body have boobs.

These are the hippies we saw dancing around. Sorry I'm not very good at producing films from my phone when I am not supposed to let them know I am taping them. =)

The end of a wonderful weekend.

El orgullo en ciudad de lago salt a.k.a. Salt Lake Pride 2008

2008-06-05T12:53:00.000-07:00

It is upon us my dear friends... my first Salt Lake City Pride, oh the anticipation, the exuberance, the pure rhapsody of it all.

Okay, that was a little melodramatic I will admit. But one of the best parts, DENNIS IS COMING TO PLAY WITH ME! A fun filled weekend, sans Olive Garden Hell with my BFF in the whole world!

What you say is on the agenda for this weekend (which note, is starting on a Thursday ( today! =) ), Wallyball Thursday, Pre-Party and Gossip/Sound Friday, Park Dancing and Festivities Saturday, and a Parade and after parties on Sunday! Good times, good times indeed! No doubt, my health will likely deteriorate from this fortunate list of events, but who really needs that anyways?

I shall be in Salt Lake for the remainder of the week, assuming I get of my a$$ and pack, so feel free to text or join me for any or all of the festivities! Pictures, updates, and more to come as the week progresses =).

Toodles,

Smiley